Please Tell the Sleepytime Tea Bear to Wake Up, His House Is About to Burn Down [Updated]
WAKE HIM UP!
40 Best Memoirs by People Under 40
It’s often said that young people shouldn’t write memoirs—that the younger someone is the more trouble they might have in assessing their own life story and relaying it to others, to say nothing of how uninteresting that story might be. We here at Jezebel started talking about this today for no fuckin reason. We…
[Maury Voice] Clover Hope, YOU ARE THE ZADDY!Â
Clover’s era-defining, June 2017 list of zaddys is right on the shortlist for the dictionary. Merriam-Webster reached out to her today to let her know:
Hey Have You Ever Noticed That Cetaphil Looks and Feels Exactly Like Cum?
Search your heart, you know it to be true: Cetaphil both looks and feels exactly like cum.
Adventures in Mémés
Jump in, let’s go. Lay back, enjoy the show.
CBS This Madeleine
Our beloved Madeleine Davies appeared on CBS This Morning, this morning, to talk about her post here and how Quentin Tarantino is a hypocritical slimebag (paraphrased). Watch her, and Roman Polanski victim Samantha Geimer, here.
We Got Stuck in an Elevator After the Office Holiday Party: An Oral HistoryÂ
After Gizmodo Media Group’s annual holiday party, eight Jezebel staffers got stuck in an elevator in Greenpoint for 22 minutes in a four-story building that definitely had stairs.
Very Good Headline About Your Colon Appears On TVÂ
You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to write a headline about Alex Jones and his dodgy medical expert buddy. We did it, though, and now here it is behind an incredulous British man.
Cleaning Out My Laptop
These files were all in a folder I had labeled “IMPT GIFS.”
Why Emma Is Leaving Jezebel And Also Earth
Is it “healthcare,” “health care,” or “healthcare”? Help us!
Dick the Halls
Sometimes, when we have trouble coming up with a title for a post, as we did with this one, we team up to brainstorm, because 15 monsters are better than one.
Best Day of My Life
Hello, it’s a good day.
Jezebel Style Guide: *N*S*Y*N*C*
For future reference.
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