Moments ago, Anti-Mint Chip Lobbyist Ashley “Mint Chip Sucks” Reese tried to CANCEL Pringles in Jezebel Slack. Before any of us could catch our breaths from her unexpected and vicious assault on the beloved snack food, she bombarded us with a second, even more tragic cancellation: Skittles.
Jezebel’s resident mint-chocolate chip hater and staff smarty pants Ashley Reese was on NBC’s channel for the Youth, LX TV (?), talking about the DNC, AOC endorsing Bernie, and the horrible three-ring circus that is democracy in 2020. We stan an icon! Ashley Reese!
Have you seen Black Is King yet? Its writers are phenomenal.
If you get sand in your pussy and aren’t quite sure what happens after, the Jezebel staff has some thoughts on what might occur.
The Vanessa Hudgens song “Sneakernight” is controversial at Jezebel.
After my colleague Ashley Reese wrote a very good blog on Monday about an insane Fashion Nova ensemble and how it could barely cover her labia, a mystery man waded into the comments to leave this atrocity of a comment. “As a short man, I wouldn’t comment on the designs of a big-and-tall store,” he wrote. “So you have…
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Clover’s era-defining, June 2017 list of zaddys is right on the shortlist for the dictionary. Merriam-Webster reached…
Our beloved Madeleine Davies appeared on CBS This Morning, this morning, to talk about her post here and how Quentin Tarantino is a hypocritical slimebag (paraphrased). Watch her, and Roman Polanski victim Samantha Geimer, here.

You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to write a headline about Alex Jones and his dodgy medical expert buddy. We did…
Is it “healthcare,” “health care,” or “healthcare”? Help us!
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