After my colleague Ashley Reese wrote a very good blog on Monday about an insane Fashion Nova ensemble and how it could barely cover her labia, a mystery man waded into the comments to leave this atrocity of a comment. “As a short man, I wouldn’t comment on the designs of a big-and-tall store,” he wrote. “So you have…
WAKE HIM UP!
It’s often said that young people shouldn’t write memoirs—that the younger someone is the more trouble they might have in assessing their own life story and relaying it to others, to say nothing of how uninteresting that story might be. We here at Jezebel started talking about this today for no fuckin reason. We…
Clover’s era-defining, June 2017 list of zaddys is right on the shortlist for the dictionary. Merriam-Webster reached out to her today to let her know:
Search your heart, you know it to be true: Cetaphil both looks and feels exactly like cum.
Jump in, let’s go. Lay back, enjoy the show.
Our beloved Madeleine Davies appeared on CBS This Morning, this morning, to talk about her post here and how Quentin Tarantino is a hypocritical slimebag (paraphrased). Watch her, and Roman Polanski victim Samantha Geimer, here.
After Gizmodo Media Group’s annual holiday party, eight Jezebel staffers got stuck in an elevator in Greenpoint for 22 minutes in a four-story building that definitely had stairs.
You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to write a headline about Alex Jones and his dodgy medical expert buddy. We did it, though, and now here it is behind an incredulous British man.
These files were all in a folder I had labeled “IMPT GIFS.”
Is it “healthcare,” “health care,” or “healthcare”? Help us!
Sometimes, when we have trouble coming up with a title for a post, as we did with this one, we team up to brainstorm, because 15 monsters are better than one.
Hello, it’s a good day.
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