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40 Best Memoirs by People Under 40

It’s often said that young people shouldn’t write memoirs—that the younger someone is the more trouble they might have in assessing their own life story and relaying it to others, to say nothing of how uninteresting that story might be. We here at Jezebel started talking about this today for no fuckin reason. We…

[Maury Voice] Clover Hope, YOU ARE THE ZADDY!

Julianne Escobedo Shepherd

7/10/18 5:10pm

Clover’s era-defining, June 2017 list of zaddys is right on the shortlist for the dictionary. Merriam-Webster reached out to her today to let her know:

Hey Have You Ever Noticed That Cetaphil Looks and Feels Exactly Like Cum?

Emma Roller

7/03/18 12:58pm

Search your heart, you know it to be true: Cetaphil both looks and feels exactly like cum.

We Would

Ellie Shechet

7/03/18 10:45am

Not every pitch can make it in. Better luck next time!

Adventures in Mémés

Megan Reynolds

5/22/18 11:52am

Jump in, let’s go. Lay back, enjoy the show.

CBS This Madeleine

Julianne Escobedo Shepherd

2/07/18 9:02am

Our beloved Madeleine Davies appeared on CBS This Morning, this morning, to talk about her post here and how Quentin Tarantino is a hypocritical slimebag (paraphrased). Watch her, and Roman Polanski victim Samantha Geimer, here.

We Got Stuck in an Elevator After the Office Holiday Party: An Oral History

Ellie Shechet

12/27/17 4:20pm

After Gizmodo Media Group’s annual holiday party, eight Jezebel staffers got stuck in an elevator in Greenpoint for 22 minutes in a four-story building that definitely had stairs.

DALE!

Kate Dries

10/17/17 5:27pm

My Large Adult Suns

Kelly Stout

8/18/17 1:39pm

Very Good Headline About Your Colon Appears On TV

Anna Merlan

7/31/17 1:07pm

You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to write a headline about Alex Jones and his dodgy medical expert buddy. We did it, though, and now here it is behind an incredulous British man.

Cleaning Out My Laptop

Emma Carmichael

7/14/17 4:48pm

These files were all in a folder I had labeled “IMPT GIFS.”

Why Emma Is Leaving Jezebel And Also Earth

Kelly Stout

7/14/17 1:54pm

Is it “healthcare,” “health care,” or “healthcare”? Help us!

A Raisin Revelation

Kate Dries

7/13/17 6:02pm

Seeking a Look For The End of the World

Joanna Rothkopf

4/06/17 4:35pm

help

Dick the Halls

Kelly Stout

12/21/16 4:27pm

Sometimes, when we have trouble coming up with a title for a post, as we did with this one, we team up to brainstorm, because 15 monsters are better than one.