Moments ago, Anti-Mint Chip Lobbyist Ashley “Mint Chip Sucks” Reese tried to CANCEL Pringles in Jezebel Slack. Before any of us could catch our breaths from her unexpected and vicious assault on the beloved snack food, she bombarded us with a second, even more tragic cancellation: Skittles.

Jezebel’s resident mint-chocolate chip hater and staff smarty pants Ashley Reese was on NBC’s channel for the Youth, LX TV (?), talking about the DNC, AOC endorsing Bernie, and the horrible three-ring circus that is democracy in 2020. We stan an icon! Ashley Reese! 

Have you seen Black Is King yet? Its writers are phenomenal. 

If you get sand in your pussy and aren’t quite sure what happens after, the Jezebel staff has some thoughts on what might occur.

The Vanessa Hudgens song “Sneakernight” is controversial at Jezebel.

Building a mystery....

After my colleague Ashley Reese wrote a very good blog on Monday about an insane Fashion Nova ensemble and how it could barely cover her labia, a mystery man waded into the comments to leave this atrocity of a comment. “As a short man, I wouldn’t comment on the designs of a big-and-tall store,” he wrote. “So you have…

WAKE HIM UP!

It’s often said that young people shouldn’t write memoirs—that the younger someone is the more trouble they might have in assessing their own life story and relaying it to others, to say nothing of how uninteresting that story might be. We here at Jezebel started talking about this today for no fuckin reason. We…

Not every pitch can make it in. Better luck next time!

Our beloved Madeleine Davies appeared on CBS This Morning, this morning, to talk about her post here and how Quentin Tarantino is a hypocritical slimebag (paraphrased). Watch her, and Roman Polanski victim Samantha Geimer, here.

These files were all in a folder I had labeled “IMPT GIFS.”

Is it “healthcare,” “health care,” or “healthcare”? Help us!