WTF Is in My Etsy History

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Apparently you got black-out drunk and went outfit shopping for some kind of Futurist Neo-Regency Masked Bondage Ball., can I come? I'll make a spiky velvet-and-lucite fascinator and wear my favorite chromed hoop skirt frame over wet-look vinyl leggings and everything.