Things I used to try and kill a fly in my office today

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1. A modified fly-swatter that was really just an unopen package of makeup sponges.

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2. A can of air freshener

3. A vacuum cleaner

4. The power of my mind

Picture above: A supposed fly as depicted by science.

Pictured below: What was actually stalking me in my office.

Illustration for article titled Things I used to try and kill a fly in my office today
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Don't forget to turn the safety off.