I Hope One Day I Get the Honor of Being Murdered by Martha Stewart By Jia Tolentino | September 30, 2015 | 9:30pm In Depth And I hope it goes a little something like this. I died. Wait—let me put some music on. Contact the author at [email protected]. Login Label Name Email Label Name Email 0 Comments Inline Feedbacks View all comments Load More Comments Share Tweet Submit Pin GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: