AND GUESS WHO'S NOT BITTER ABOUT IT! I'M GOING TO EAT PIZZA, OKAY? PIZZA IS BETTER THAN PRETENDING TO BLUDGEON CALLIE TO DEATH WITH A CANDLESTICK. (Marginally.)
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There there, Gustave. You live in California, and therefore aren't a total turd like people who live in Brooklyn. Console yourself with that.
(though, it may remind you that you can't get good pizza in California, like they have in Brooklyn)