GUESS WHO DIDN'T GET INVITED TO THE MURDER MYSTERY PARTY?

AND GUESS WHO'S NOT BITTER ABOUT IT! I'M GOING TO EAT PIZZA, OKAY? PIZZA IS BETTER THAN PRETENDING TO BLUDGEON CALLIE TO DEATH WITH A CANDLESTICK. (Marginally.)

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thisisamazonman
thisisamazonman

There there, Gustave. You live in California, and therefore aren't a total turd like people who live in Brooklyn. Console yourself with that.

(though, it may remind you that you can't get good pizza in California, like they have in Brooklyn)