Television2/9/21Feb 91Television2/9/21TelevisionMaybe Michelle Obama Can Get Children Across America to Eat Their VegetablesMegan Reynolds7When I was a small child, I never ate the vegetables I encountered on my dinner plate, preferring instead to kick,…
Feb 5Save2/5/21In Honor of Christopher Plummer, Austrian Navy Daddy, Let's Look at Thirst Trapp TikTokMegan Reynolds21Christopher Plummer, the actor whose career started after his masterful turn as Captain Von Trapp in The Sound of…
Dirt Bag2/5/21Feb 5SaveDirt Bag2/5/21Dirt BagIgnore the Rumor About Adam Driver Supposedly Assaulting a Woman With a Folding Chair, It Was a MistranslationMegan Reynolds49Big tall hunk man Adam Driver is in the news again (if we count Just Jared as “the news”) because of something about…
Dirt Bag2/4/21Feb 4SaveDirt Bag2/4/21Dirt BagJoJo Siwa's Girlfriend (!!!) Encouraged Her to Come OutMegan Reynolds69When JoJo Siwa came out after a few coy Instagram posts followed by a less coy, more explicit, Instagram post…
Dirt Bag2/3/21Feb 3SaveDirt Bag2/3/21Dirt BagLove Is Alive (?): Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers Are Dating?!Megan Reynolds41Love! It’s in the air along with uh, covid, I guess, and whatever else, but that’s beside the point: love has come…
Feb 2Save2/2/21It's Train Time for Poot BeetigiegMegan Reynolds16Many exciting things are happening in Washington now that January, a godawful month full of terror and elation and…
Dirt Bag2/2/21Feb 2SaveDirt Bag2/2/21Dirt BagDolly Parton Doesn't Need Your Lil' Presidential Medal of Freedom!Megan Reynolds16There’s a scene in Troop Beverly Hills where Phyllis Neffler’s maid, Rosa (played by Shelley Morrison, who also…
Feb 1Save2/1/21Is This Build-A-Bear Trying to Have Sex With Me?Megan Reynolds17Valentine’s Day will look very different this year, mostly because we are all not really supposed to be out like…
Dirt Bag2/1/21Feb 11Dirt Bag2/1/21Dirt BagWho Took Meghan Markle's Name Off Lil' Archie's Birth Certificate?!Megan Reynolds19The question posed in the headline of this blog is purely rhetorical, because anyone who has paid any scant amount…
Y/N1/29/21Jan 29SaveY/N1/29/21 Y/NMiley Cyrus's Smoker's Rasp Makes for a Great, Gritty Cover of Mazzy Star's 'Fade Into You'Maria Sherman, Megan Reynolds, and Rich Juzwiak30Absolutely, but only the first song: Miley Cyrus, “Fade Into You:” For the duration of the pandemic, NPR’s wonderful…
Jan 2911/29/21Crisis! The Hamptons Are a Sewage-Swamped, Caviar-Deficient MessMegan Reynolds65During the earlier stages of the pandemic, many wealthy people with second homes in the Hamptons decided that living…
Jan 28Save1/28/21Anna Wintour's Moving to New JerseyMegan Reynolds9Condé Nast, and by extension Vogue, has since 2015 resided at One World Trade Center, the monstrous gleaming penis…
Jan 27Save1/27/21 We Tried the TikTok Booty Leggings to See If We Could See Our Ass From the FrontMegan Reynolds5Looking at TikTok for more than three minutes is a surefire way to develop a low-grade case of low self-esteem when…
Jan 2611/26/21There's No Vaccine For Being a Selfish AssholeMegan Reynolds128A few weeks after the first rounds of vaccines were slowly making their way into the arms of essential workers and…
Jan 26Save1/26/21Remember Puppetry of the Penis?Megan Reynolds13Truthfully, I have always been fascinated by the physics of the penis itself—a strange and delightful appendage that…
Television1/25/21Jan 25SaveTelevision1/25/21TelevisionThe Iconic Babies of Bling EmpireMegan Reynolds3There’s an awful lot to take in when watching Bling Empire, Netflix’s latest reality TV offering that at first reads…
Dirt Bag1/22/21Jan 22SaveDirt Bag1/22/21Dirt BagWho Gave Dave Chappelle Covid?Megan Reynolds41For the duration of the pandemic, various celebrity gossip outlets have been publishing regularly updating…
Dirt Bag1/21/21Jan 21SaveDirt Bag1/21/21Dirt BagMaybe Garth Brooks Did Get Celebratory Inauguration HairplugsMegan Reynolds47The only moment I maybe considered crying during the Inauguration yesterday was when Kamala Harris was sworn in as…
Four Years to Infinity1/20/21Jan 201Four Years to Infinity1/20/21Four Years to InfinityEric and Tiffany Trump, the 'Other' Children, Were Just As ComplicitMegan Reynolds36If one were to spend time ranking the Trump spawn from most evil to “sure,” Eric Trump, a man whose facial hair…
Jan 20Save1/20/21Bill Clinton Wears His Mask Like Every Man in a Suburban Grocery StoreMegan Reynolds117Most people have figured out how to live their lives and wear a mask the way you’re supposed to—covering both the…