Emma Roller's posts

Today is my last day at Splinter news dot com, but this isn’t about me. It’s about the dire importance of having…

Search your heart, you know it to be true: Cetaphil both looks and feels exactly like cum.

Senator Elizabeth Warren got a new puppy. He looks like a very good boy.

Roughly 100 people gathered at a park in Huntsville, Alabama, on Saturday to protest the Trump administration’s…

We’ve come a long way from Republicans’ 2012 “autopsy” report, which concluded that the party needed to do more to…

It’s a day ending in “y,” so President Donald Trump is saying some heinously false and damaging shit on Twitter.

The story just keeps getting worse.

Remember Halliburton, the oil company formerly led by Vice President Dick Cheney, which the Bush administration rewar…

Up until now, the information has been limited to tweets from reporters and interviews with people who have been…

The Associated Press has a story today about the conditions inside a Texas detention center where immigrant children…

According to a new Morning Consult/Politico tracking poll conducted earlier this month, 69% of Millennials support a…

Democratic Senator Joe Manchin, of West Virginia, is up for re-election this year and is considered one of the…

The New York State Attorney General’s office is suing the Donald J. Trump Foundation, President Trump, and Ivanka,…

A new report from the National Low Income Housing Coalition confirms something that anyone who lives in a city and…

You may remember Kentucky Senator Rand Paul was injured last fall after getting in a mysterious fight with his…

Less than a month after passing a plan to raise taxes on large companies based in the city—in order to increase…

Fresh off of a glowing profile in Westchester Magazine, Eric Trump and his brother, Donald Trump Jr., opened a…