The email subject line from Nasty Gal promised "good ass jeans." Did they mean"good-ass jeans," as in the quality of…

AND IT FELT SO GOOD!

TISH HAS MADE IT #BROOMBROOM

I really don't have much more to say than this. Thank you so much for everything.

I want this whale's summer.

::Makes Kirby noises::

My boyfriend and I have spent the night perfecting our newest character creation, Unemployed Batman. He's…

1. Disney Princesses as History's Scariest Dictators

Via illustrator/designer John Suder.

Because I just ordered a delicious PAPA JOHN'S (gourmet) pizza which came with the bonus addition of free ice cream.…

AND GUESS WHO'S NOT BITTER ABOUT IT! I'M GOING TO EAT PIZZA, OKAY? PIZZA IS BETTER THAN PRETENDING TO BLUDGEON…

Gawker is hosting a Murdery Mystery event for the staff tonight. I'm SO PUMPED.

It won't even recognize our feelings as real words!

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