Ye Olde Dope-As-Fuck Jezebel Staff

Last Friday, the Jezebel staff went to Medieval Times to celebrate our friend and colleague Tracie Egan Morrissey, who, after seven years with the site, is moving on to other exciting things. Here is our staff portrait/proof that we’re cooler than you.

Not pictured is Kate Dries (who is off exploring actual Europe right now), Jessica Coen, Kara Brown, Rebecca Rose, Mark Shrayber, Tracy Moore and Lindy West. They were all invited, but unfortunately live out of state. Trust me, though, they would have made the photo even more attractive — as if that’s even possible.

Worth mentioning: Friday was also Lindy’s last day. Needless to say, we were all hitting the mead pretty hard.