Secrets of the Delta Sky360 Lounge, revealed.
Unfortunately I didn't hear what he was talking about because I was distracted by his animated gesturing, that magnificent moustache, and also the free tortilla chips. Still, this is probably my most important work to date. Looking forward to my upcoming Fox & Friends guest spot as Not the Not Steve Doocy Guy. (h/t Pinkham)
Alternative post titles:
- Me when I get home from work.
- Can't tell if better or worse than the Rockpile.