Someone Just Disrespected My Friend's Salad

She looked at it like this. Am I now morally obligated to destroy her entire family? Y/N? (Evidence below.)

This is the salad:

Someone Just Disrespected My Friend's Salad

This is my friend Sam after:

Someone Just Disrespected My Friend's Salad

We are at Burger Bar because The Cheesecake factory had a one hour wait. We are already TURNT UP! Don't come for our salads, man!