....is that (and of course I’m just guessing here) probably not a single man has ever taken one of the hundreds of tongue-in-cheek articles written yearly about how men should not wear shorts or flip-flops—a true opinion expressed in this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, and this post, among many more—and taken it to be quite so much a reopening of deep emotional wounds, a robbing of structural freedom, just another instance of man-on-man crime.

Etc.

Every single person on Jez staff owns a maxi dress.


Photo of Ryan Cabrera engaging in defiant, empowering self-care via AP

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