I wanted to take a quick nap before work and this is how I asked my dear, dear friend, Kitchenette's CA Pinkham, to help wake me up. (Yeah, I don't trust my alarm. I have a complicated relationship with the electronic devices in my life. You don't want to know more than that. Trust me.)

He was smart, too. When he called he held the phone at a distance from his ear and had witnesses nearby. That's the sign of a good co-worker—they understand you.