Uh hello pardon me Darwin: if bird not intelligent design, how come I fit perfect inside a burrito????your move evolution— birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights) November 12, 2013
Following Birds Rights Activist (@probirdrights) on Twitter has changed my life. Now, every time I see a little bird hopping around, I picture it penning incoherent missives in favor of bread and cake and opposed to cats and Obama. I laugh so hard at this I feel like I'm going to pee my pants. I love it. I wish this little bird tweeted more.
*Funnier with pot