Emma: it wasn't like VERY early in my new york time

Emma: but i was walking down elizabeth street to work at like 9am

Jia: what the heck

Emma: it was cold

Jia: 9 am

Emma: which is important

Erin: peed at you?

[crosstalk about the time about a year ago we discussed holding a man's penis while pee came out of it]

Emma: and this woman was leaning against a parked car kind of looking at me

Emma: and i got closer and she said

Emma: we're alone on the street

Emma: ALONE

Emma: "AHHHH! I just can't hold it IN any longer!"

Emma: and then she pulled down her pants and peed

Emma: like, hard

Kelly: i mean

Emma: AND STEAM CAME OFF THE SIDEWALK

Kelly: when you gotta go

Emma: (cold)

Kelly: you gotta go

Erin: steam

Jia: im crying

Erin: did it leave a little hole

Emma: and she did this like

Emma: "AHHHH!"