Interviewer: Hi, are you on Match.com? »
Don't agree with the name-calling, but how are you going to make me look hideous for my own birthday party and then hand hug me? What the fuck is a hand hug? Go hand hug yourself, Kim! »
"I couldn't get through The Fall because I was creeped out by how much I wanted to have sex with that serial killer." »
Whatever happened to Josh Hartnett????
I went to college with a girl who gave him an hj in a bathroom stall circa 2009. Maybe she knows? »