....is that (and of course I’m just guessing here) probably not a single man has ever taken one of the hundreds of tongue-in-cheek articles written yearly about how men should not wear shorts or flip-flops—a true opinion expressed in this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post, this post »
Something to keep me warm on cold and rainy days when I have neither the strength nor motivation to keep going.
About six months ago, the apartment I was living in at the time got robbed. Today, a detective called to tell me there'd been a DNA hit in the case — the burglar, besides being a burglar, also took a healthy swig out of my lemonade carton. That's rude. »
I missed the Oscars because I was watching the other Oscars, which is Rembert Explains. The latest installment of this regularly occuring flex bomb features plenty of trademark humor from beloved pundit Rembrandt Brown along the wisdom of our own Julianne Escobedo Shepherd. Skip to 14:50 for Julianne's description of… »
Biased towards my quadrant of the room, based on ambient noise that floats into the back of my head and stabs me with silvery peals of joy and schadenfreude: »